☠️ The American Death Ceremony !!! ☠️
The death ceremony starts as a crude ritual, back in the day of witchcraft. In recent years it has been developed into science. It usually takes 10 to 15 years, however modern scientific advancements are shortening this period of time.
It starts with a simple aspirin for a simple headache. When the one aspirin will no longer cover up a headache, take two. After a few months, when two aspirins will no longer cover up a headache you take a stronger compound. By this time it becomes necessary to take something for the Ulcers that have been caused by the aspirin. Now that you are taking two medications, you have a good start. After a few months these medications will disrupt your liver functions. If a good infection develops, you can take some penicillin. Of course the penicillin will damage your red blood corpuscles and spleen so that you develop anemia. Another medication to cover up anemia. By this time all of these medications will put such a strain on your kidneys they should break down. It is now time to take some antibiotics. When these destroy your natural resistance to disease, you can expect a general flair-up of all of your symptoms. The next step is to cover up all of these symptoms with sulfa drugs. When the kidneys finally plug up and you can have them drained. Some poison will build up in your system but you can keep going quite a while this way.
By now the medications will be so confused they won’t know what they are supposed to be doing, but it doesn’t really matter. If you have followed every step as directed you can now make an appointment with your undertaker.
This game is played by practically all Americans, except for the few ignorant souls who follow nature.
- By Dr. L.I.
Compliments of Caner Control Society!!
